Man allegedly hiding drugs in backside accidentally shoots himself in testicles

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The New York Post




A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.

When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.

The officers issued an arrest warrant for Wilson and he turned himself in to police on April 18.

As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus, the paper said.

While in jail, Wilson made a number of calls to his girlfriend and asked her not to cooperate with investigators working on his case. Authorities were listening in on the calls.

The convicted felon was charged with possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, and four counts of tampering with a witness.

Wilson was being held on $110,000 bail and is due in court on June 18.

[Goofy]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Future member of Mensa right there

[Pony]

Can I nominate this for article of the year? There is so much win for one story. They should make a comedy about this guy.

[Hal-9000]

So...the guy knows he's going to the hospital. And he has marijuana in a balloon up his ass. He asks his girl to hide the gun.

Yet both the gun and the butt-balloon somehow stay with him, along with some meth which he had hidden elsewhere.

And he shoots his own nuts.

Well done, Lucky

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Pure GOLD