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    Humor Share your sage wisdom for the next generation!Join in!

    We are a thoughtful crew who cares about the future. We should share sage life advice for future generations.

    I'll start...

    Position the new stick of butter on the butter dish carefully and precisely. Once it softens it's very difficult to recenter it.


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    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Don't be like me and wait 19 years to replace your tank water heater - tears of rust were coming down from the top of it.

    It slowly disintegrates, if you're lucky, after 10 years and will give you less and less service, leaving you to wonder why the dishwasher isn't cleaning as well as it used to.

    Oh, and wear sunscreen.

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    Fuck well while you can...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Fuck well while you can...
    ...if not well then just do it often.

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    Smoke, drink, laugh, cry, fight and party. It's all downhill anyway.

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    Not my quote, but quoting a female on Reddit.

    "Keep his belly full and his balls empty"

    Edit: Reminds me of the simplicity of men.

    Feed us.
    Fuck us.
    Don't bug us.
    Last edited by RBP; 06-23-2019 at 06:43 AM. Reason: added the simplicity
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Learn to love cooking, it will bring you much joy.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Learn to love cooking, it will bring you much joy.
    Unless you really suck at it, then get a well-paying job, 'cause you're gonna be eating out often.


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    Smoove is da ruffness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    Smoove is da ruffness.

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    Find out what you love and let it kill you.

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    Just because something is 'old school' or 'retro' don't dismiss it out of hand. Sometimes the older things still are better/do a better job than something 'new and improved'.

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    Instead of worrying about what the world thinks of you, worry about what the person in the mirror thinks.

    Guilt, regret and remorse are for life.

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