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    WTF TCBY= "This Can't be Yogurt" . . . but . . . what is it then? Oh . . .

    Semen in yogurt linked to NM grocery store worker

    Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

    The Associated Press

    ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —

    Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

    Albuquerque Police Department spokeswoman Trish Hoffman said Thursday an investigation is continuing but the man faces a potential charge for battery.

    Hoffman says Food and Drug Administration authorities are also looking into the case and might pursue a federal felony charge for food tampering.

    Police responded to the Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque on Jan. 26 after a woman called 911 and reported a store employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample. The woman told police she believed it was actually a bodily fluid.

    Hoffman says the man was arrested on an unrelated warrant.

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    ewwwwww

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    Nasty!! Did she eat it, I wonder!?
    Thanks Jezter!

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    She must have to know it was body fluids.

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    THAT is why I don't eat yogart!


    Awesome sig by fricnjay!!!

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    Horribly sad story. I mean if you wanna deliver your load to your ladies mouth, don't you wanna enjoy it??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Death View Post
    THAT is why I don't eat yogart!
    Seems to me, if you fire up the 'ol DNA sequencer, there'd be a bit more of "Dan" in "Danon" than we might like . . .

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    Awesome sig by fricnjay!!!

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    I like yogurt though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Belle View Post
    I like yogurt though
    and old dudes love making it for you . ..


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    Oh, you guys are gross! I will never eat yoghurt again!
    Thanks Jezter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxdana View Post
    Oh, you guys are gross! I will never eat yoghurt again!
    You're not a fan of man yogurt???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxdana View Post
    Oh, you guys are gross! I will never eat yoghurt again!
    What if yoghurt said it had reservations for two at Tetsuya's?

    Think of it as a "yoghurt appetizer" . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by traveler View Post
    You're not a fan of man yogurt???
    It's a different story if you know who it came from!
    Thanks Jezter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deepsepia View Post
    What if yoghurt said it had reservations for two at Tetsuya's?

    Think of it as a "yoghurt appetizer" . . .
    Same as above, You really need to know who it came from, otherwise its just feral!!
    Thanks Jezter!

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