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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Exactly....and it's not as iconic as Bond is, but it would be the same thing as redoing the Bourne movies, but this time with a female. It's so easy to just write something new for either a female lead or a gay lead or a black lead or anything the SJW's love, so why do they insist on "re-imagining" all these movies and swapping gender and color?
    I guess my past posts probably read like jokes but seriously...if Superman was written as a single white male, why can't his history be just that?

    Create something new

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    We're redoing Bugs Bunny, now he will be represented by a queer trans-female turtle



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    We're redoing Bugs Bunny, now he will be represented by a queer trans-female turtle


    I'm redoing the movie Roots and all of the African slaves will be 50-ish white WASP women who come from money and drink martinis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I saw that too and my point is that she's taking the most iconic agent number. I read the Bond stories as a kid before watching the movies and they certainly did not reassign agent numbers, even after one of them died.

    What's getting to people (myself included) is that here comes another female of color to take over a specific role that has its own history.

    Here's a suggestion. I'm all for women and POC getting jobs formerly held by men, both in front of and behind the camera. But instead of redoing existing characters, some with over 50 years history of being male, how about writing new stories and creating new iconic characters rather than hitching your wagon to existing proven moneymaking creations?

    You know what would rock? A new black deadly female agent with the secret ID of 0014 or 0020.

    I don't disagree. Her being 008 would be far better. It's virtue signaling taking the moniker from Bond to prove woke-ness. I'm just trying to be positive here and find ways to squish this into the cannon of the universe in my head, as I love James Bond so god damn much and want it to be an incredible send-off for Craig

    *head buried in sand gif*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    I don't disagree. Her being 008 would be far better. It's virtue signaling taking the moniker from Bond to prove woke-ness. I'm just trying to be positive here and find ways to squish this into the cannon of the universe in my head, as I love James Bond so god damn much and want it to be an incredible send-off for Craig

    *head buried in sand gif*
    I think with all forms of media...there are some things that deserve to remain in their original form. We both know it's a form of wokeness to take a beloved character and then change everything about it. What I won't agree with is when it seems like a production company just targets something because the lead is a white male. There are some instances where white males did shit


    and I think 008 was killed and they may have replaced him at one point...


    *you're concerned about Craig's send off and I'm still waiting for Connery's

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    Craig's Bond is better than Connery and it's not close














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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    I don't disagree. Her being 008 would be far better. It's virtue signaling taking the moniker from Bond to prove woke-ness. I'm just trying to be positive here and find ways to squish this into the cannon of the universe in my head, as I love James Bond so god damn much and want it to be an incredible send-off for Craig

    *head buried in sand gif*
    I wanna see Craig visibly limping as he battles with old age decline through every set. More wrinkles, more pouting, more frustration - as he simultaneously kicks more ass and slays more pussy than every previous 007 combined

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    I've seen Tom Hardy proposed as the next Bond. He's a phenomenal actor... I wonder if he'd even want that role? He's a super diverse actor and Bond kind of type-casts you for life. Also makes you rich as shit though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    I wanna see Craig visibly limping as he battles with old age decline through every set. More wrinkles, more pouting, more frustration - as he simultaneously kicks more ass and slays more pussy than every previous 007 combined
    He throws one of his hips out during his final love scene...


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    The opening scope scene is extended by 6 more minutes and sees Bond slowly hobbling out using a walker. He goes to turn, draw, and fire like in earlier movies but instead he freezes midturn, then collapses and screams "UHHH!!! MY BACK! IT HURTS!!! MY BACK!!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    He throws one of his hips out during his final love scene...
    Yet keeps on thrusting

    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    The opening scope scene is extended by 6 more minutes and sees Bond slowly hobbling out using a walker. He goes to turn, draw, and fire like in earlier movies but instead he freezes midturn, then collapses and screams "UHHH!!! MY BACK! IT HURTS!!! MY BACK!!!"

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