Originally Posted by
Hal-9000
I recently posted pictures of a girl from my past. Her parents had money and a large split level house with a bidet in the master bathroom.
Picture a group of kids in grade six, both guys and girls looking at it.
hal - Is it a fountain?
girls - *giggling*
hal's bud - Sure is low, maybe you wash your feet in it?
girls - *laughing*
hal's other bud - It's for making drinks, my parents have one.
girls - *screaming madly*
I've never used one. Used to listen to this podcast with a male and female host. They both considered the listeners 'animals' if they didn't use wetwipes rather than toilet paper and both of them had bidets. The guy carried around wetwipes everywhere he went and swore by the bidet.
Seems it would be cleaner but there's still the thing about a gush of water firing straight up the pooper and a fella is going to have to dry off with paper regardless.