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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Sometimes in public like at the Walmart check out, I fart and press my butt cheeks together then pull them apart. It's like an ass trombone
    Can you vary the pitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Can you vary the pitch?
    Duh, what do you think I was just talking about?

    I hate it when the reed gets stuck though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Duh, what do you think I was just talking about?

    I hate it when the reed gets stuck though
    It could sound more like a tuba

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    It could sound more like a tuba
    On a more serious note...

    Have you ever been in public/work and tried to sneak one out and the result sounds like you sat on a tiny midget's face and they're struggling to breathe?

    I have

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    On a more serious note...

    Have you ever been in public/work and tried to sneak one out and the result sounds like you sat on a tiny midget's face and they're struggling to breathe?

    I have

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