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    I like farting in envelopes and then mailing them to my mayor.
    Isn't your mayor a PoC?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Isn't your mayor a PoC?



    HATE CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!
    Yes, my mayor is a POS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Yes, my mayor is a POS

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    You've heard me talk about our city economy being in bad shape for the past few years. He literally doubled small business taxes which forced owners to go bankrupt and then tagged the missing business taxes onto residential owners this year as well.

    Then...he puts in a bid for the next winter Olympics, which will increase residential taxes by an estimated additional 3000 per house, per year (I pay 3800) and the city votes no.

    Then...he decided to build a new hockey arena and knock down the Saddledome rather than renovate, another hit to taxpayers after a city wide vote said no.


    I would fart on his head given the chance. I've never seen someone combat an economic crisis by ensuring people get close to needing welfare due to his actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    You've heard me talk about our city economy being in bad shape for the past few years. He literally doubled small business taxes which forced owners to go bankrupt and then tagged the missing business taxes onto residential owners this year as well.

    Then...he puts in a bid for the next winter Olympics, which will increase residential taxes by an estimated additional 3000 per house, per year (I pay 3800) and the city votes no.

    Then...he decided to build a new hockey arena and knock down the Saddledome rather than renovate, another hit to taxpayers after a city wide vote said no.


    I would fart on his head given the chance. I've never seen someone combat an economic crisis by ensuring people get close to needing welfare due to his actions.
    Why do you hate PoC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Why do you hate PoC?


    I mainly only hate them if they're female.



    *for these last few posts can you abbreviate my username to something similar like RBP or DGX or Muddy?


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    I guess most of you married chaps have heard a woman fart a number of times.

    But have you ever heard them let a really good fart go in public?

    In high school there was an awesomely hot girl and we'll call her Nancy, because that was her name.

    She dropped something in class, bent way over without getting out of her desk to get it and let out this monstrous ripper, at least 5 seconds and 3 octaves.

    The teacher put his head down, stopped talking because of the laughter and her face turned so red I thought she was going to explode. After she exploded

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    But did it stink, that's the question

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    Admittedly...I sniffed.

    She was apparently quite happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post


    I mainly only hate them if they're female.

    *for these last few posts can you abbreviate my username to something similar like RBP or DGX or Muddy?

    thxs


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Sometimes in public like at the Walmart check out, I fart and press my butt cheeks together then pull them apart. It's like an ass trombone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Sometimes in public like at the Walmart check out, I fart and press my butt cheeks together then pull them apart. It's like an ass trombone
    Can you vary the pitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Can you vary the pitch?
    Duh, what do you think I was just talking about?

    I hate it when the reed gets stuck though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Duh, what do you think I was just talking about?

    I hate it when the reed gets stuck though
    It could sound more like a tuba

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