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    I guess trombones don't use reeds, only mouthpieces. No wonder I get so sore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    It could sound more like a tuba
    On a more serious note...

    Have you ever been in public/work and tried to sneak one out and the result sounds like you sat on a tiny midget's face and they're struggling to breathe?

    I have

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    On a more serious note...

    Have you ever been in public/work and tried to sneak one out and the result sounds like you sat on a tiny midget's face and they're struggling to breathe?

    I have

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    I let out a pretty high pitched squeaker like when you stretch the opening of a full balloon and my sister says - Oh that's right, you haven't been to prison.

    Me

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    Damn

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    Both my sister and my Mom are legends in that department. I wish I could fart with that much vigor

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    Seriously. We'll be having a conversation and I have to wait at times, then resume talking

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    Canadians

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    A guy I used to work with ate really badly. Hostess cupcakes for breakfast and take out food all the time for lunch and dinner. Never a home cooked anything.

    The odd day at work he'd release this Polynesian Death Gas and people would choke and make comments about it...and he'd get upset

    When a 60 yr old East Indian man who eats curry 24/7 complains about your farts, you got a problem pal.

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    That's why I'm glad I'm alone in the office about 60% of the time

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    I hate when you slip one out...and the smell lingers for much too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I hate when you slip one out...and the smell lingers for much too long
    Then you just need to vacate before someone can pin it on you

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    I was always a stealth farter. Girl I was seeing let a bad one go in my car one night and apologized while giggling.

    It seriously changed the relationship. I thought she was less sexy from that moment forward

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    Girls don't fart or poop

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