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6 Senior Citizens Arrested for Public Sex at Nature Reserve
Rob Fox - Rare.us
A half dozen senior citizens were caught going to town on each other in the middle of a forest near Fairfield, Connecticut earlier this month. According to authorities, the Grace Richardson conservation area was being advertised on the internet as a place for people to meet up and have sex, so it’s unclear how these six people — ranging in age from 62 to 85 — found out about it. A teenaged grandchild who now deeply regrets teaching grandma how to use her iPad, most likely.
The group consisted of five men and one 85-year-old woman and… oof, that is quite the visual. Is it ageist to say that picturing 5 old guys running train on an actual geriatric is less appealing to me than watching uncut motorcycle accident footage where all the victims aren’t wearing a helmet? I don’t care. It is that.
And, by the way, there is apparently video of this Lemon Party Picnic. Police were tipped off to the public sex ads and set up surveillance equipment in the area. That’s got to be a bummer. You think you’re going to catch some hot, young hippies doing it in a meadow and then instead you get a Walking Dead porn knock off.
The members of this human buffet from hell were hit with charges ranging from breach of peace to public indecency. Apparently, the judge had some sympathy for them though because they were let out without having to pay any bond. They just had to promise to show up for their court date.
I get that. These old folks weren’t doing anything horribly wrong. You can’t take a fourth-grade field trip out there for a while, sure, but aside from that old lady’s ancient pelvis, no one got hurt here. They obviously have to discourage people from having public sex in what’s supposed to be a serene nature preserve but there’s no reason to drop the hammer here. There was enough pounding going on already.
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Originally Posted by
lost in melb.
Jesus
You want the video?
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aka TheInvisibleMan
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her?
Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?
Yes,' she said, "aren't they darlings?
They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale.
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Dilly dilly
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Shelter Dweller
Originally Posted by
Teh One Who Knocks
You want the video?
maybe
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Shelter Dweller
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transracial
"You think you’re going to catch some hot, young hippies doing it in a meadow and then instead you get a Walking Dead porn knock off."
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