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    Floriduh Pistols Pulled Over Cold Food At McDonald's

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    SEPTEMBER 10--Two Florida nitwits are jailed on felony charges after they allegedly threatened a McDonald’s drive-thru worker with guns because their hamburgers were cold, cops say.

    According to an arrest report, Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn early yesterday brandished two pistols “in a threatening manner” while at the drive-thru window of a McDonald’s in Palm Coast, a city 30 miles north of Daytona Beach.

    The men, both of whom are 20, became upset when a McDonald’s worker brought out grub that was not warm enough for their liking. The men told the employee that they wanted their food--which included five burgers--remade.

    According to police, one of the men explained that, “I don’t play about my food.” This point was allegedly emphasized when Davis and Dunn “pulled out two pistols” in “a threatening manner” for employee Tyrone Walker to see.

    The worker, who agreed to provide Davis and Dunn with fresh food, called 911 while the pair sat in their Ford Fusion waiting for hot burgers.

    When cops arrived around 4 AM, Davis and Dunn were arrested at gunpoint by sheriff’s deputies who surrounded the pair’s vehicle. While acknowledging they were upset about the cold food, Dunn and Davis claimed that they were only joking around when they displayed the weapons to the McDonald’s worker.

    A search of the car turned up a stolen handgun, a BB gun, and some marijuana (for which Dunn claimed ownership). Dunn told cops, “I ain’t no bad person” as he was being placed in the rear of a police cruiser.

    Pictured above, Davis (top) and Dunn were arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon--and other assorted felony and misdemeanor charges--and booked into the county jail. Davis is being held in lieu of $13,000 bond, while Dunn will need to post $10,500 to secure his release.

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    Cold food is serious business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Cold food is serious business
    pssst, this is why every person should not be allowed that particular privilege. Judge jury and executioner over cheeseburgers ffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    pssst, this is why every person should not be allowed that particular privilege. Judge jury and executioner over cheeseburgers ffs
    Do you enjoy cold cheeseburgers? I didn't think so







    Plus, and this may be stereotyping, but I'm looking at those two fine upstanding citizens and I'm guessing they didn't acquire their firearms through legal channels

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    Yes Lance the handgun was stolen BUT...


    “I ain’t no bad person”.

    It's a good defense and he should go free after that.

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    According to police, one of the men explained that, “I don’t play about my food.”
    Case dismissed!

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    "Davis is being held in lieu of 10 Happy Meals, while Dunn will need to post two letters to his mama asking forgiveness to secure his release."

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    Two fuckin' morons.

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    Mcdonalds ain't any better warm fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Mcdonalds ain't any better warm fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Mcdonalds ain't any better warm fellas.
    It is though, Bro. Thats shits like gold when its fresh..!

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