China Quarantines Millions After Thousands Exposed To Mutating Virus That Has Killed Many

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The number of deaths in Italy have surpassed the deaths in China now for the first time. That's if you believe any of the numbers the Chinese have reported.

[lost in melb.]

Don't panic, Australia. The coronavirus doesn't mean we'll run out of food

Our farmers produce enough for 75m people. Stop stockpiling, writes the agriculture minister

There are literally daily fights in the supermarkets



I say bring in the virus and let people battle it out in the aisles

[Griffin]

And when it all blows over in a few weeks, people will try to return all the excess they have hoarded. Not to mention all the perishables that will spoil before they can use it.

I bet if someone posted on facebook that you could make a covid proof salve from marshmallows and mayonnaise the shelves would empty of those.

[Griffin]

The marshmallows have to roasted over an open fire so that the outside burns and charcoals. Then you pull that part off and let it cool. Crush it in a wooden mortar and pestle then add the mayo. And I mean real Mayonnaise, made from rendered bacon fat and just the yoke of an egg. You vegans will just have to suck it up or die a most horrifying death.

Spread the salve over your entire body. You may want to do this in the tub because it could get messy.

Make sure you have stocked your bathroom with 6 weeks of sustenance.

[lost in melb.]

The marshmallows have to roasted over an open fire so that the outside burns and charcoals. Then you pull that part off and let it cool. Crush it in a wooden mortar and pestle then add the mayo. And I mean real Mayonnaise, made from rendered bacon fat and just the yoke of an egg. You vegans will just have to suck it up or die a most horrifying death.

Spread the salve over your entire body. You may want to do this in the tub because it could get messy.

Make sure you have stocked your bathroom with 6 weeks of sustenance.

Add some female company. Let's not get too ascetic here

[RBP]

The number of deaths in Italy have surpassed the deaths in China now for the first time. That's if you believe any of the numbers the Chinese have reported.

I said the same thing. I don't.

[RBP]

Add some female company. Let's not get too ascetic here

Not sure I completely get the context, but for "ascetic"

[lost in melb.]

Not sure I completely get the context, but for "ascetic"

I assumed after lubing-up Griffin's recommendation was to stay in the bathroom alone. Waste of good lube

[RBP]

[RBP]

Texas is shutting down. California is shutting down. Illinois is next. This is not funny any more. Government has overstepped their bounds.

[RBP]

My sister is down to 75% pay. What a mind fuck. "Be glad you have a job" kinda bullshit.

[lost in melb.]

Texas is shutting down. California is shutting down. Illinois is next. This is not funny any more. Government has overstepped their bounds.

At least you can't blame liberals

[RBP]

At least you can't blame liberals

really? Every state shutting down and freaking out is blue as fuck.

[RBP]

[RBP]