Capitalism at it's finest.

[Griffin]

I was hoping the e-mail I got from Black Rain Ordnance would open as a web page but I have to settle for a link to the site.
For every roll of toilet paper you order from them you get a free AR15.
https://blackrainordnance.com/produc...eid=cb569f2874


Black Rain Ordnance
is Covering your ASS!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Due to the rising public concerns and shortages of basic public goods, we at Black Rain have decided to pool our resources and start selling those basic necessities. Starting now until all supplies are gone, we will be selling toilet paper on our website at a discounted priced, and to cover all of our customers' needs, we will be throwing in a free Spec15 Rifle with Every Roll! See the details below.
2020 Essentials Packs:
Buy 1 Roll of Toilet Paper for $900 and get 1 Spec15 Rifle Free

Buy 2 Rolls of Toilet Paper for $1,700 and get 2 Spec15 Rifles Free

Buy a Family 4 Pack of Toilet Paper for $3,200 and get 4 Spec15 Rifles Free
Order Here