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    Slut Woman 'dies of embarrassment' after handyman spots dildo stuck on bathroom wall

    By Christine Younan, Lifestyle and Travel Reporter - The Daily Star




    A woman was left in stitches when a dildo she was gifted by her friends as a joke came back to haunt her.

    Jem Calvert was cleaning her bathroom one night and came across the dildo she had for months – so decided to stick it on the wall.

    After completing her chores, Jem, who lives in Belfast, went to bed and then had work the following morning.

    But it wasn't until the civil servant had a visit from a handyman who spotted the sex toy hanging on her wall when he had to use her loo.

    Posting on Facebook, she said: “So I have this hilarious dildo in my house because who doesn’t have one that one of your friends have bought for hilarious jokes."



    She continued: "I was cleaning my bathroom last night and bleaching everything and this dildo has been in it for months so I took it out and stuck it on the wall while cleaning because why not.

    “[So] I went to bed and then went to work. When I came home home there was a man at my door saying about checking my boiler.

    She continued: “I let him in and he asked to use the toilet and I was like ‘yeah there’s loads of bags and rubbish in there so just move it out of the way’.

    “I heard the door shut and then I realised about this stupid dildo stuck on the wall and I actually wanted to scream because there was no TV or anything on in my house, pure silence, just me and the dildo and my boiler man.

    “This man obviously had to walk past this dildo with it brushing his leg to pee. Please I am so embarrassed and want to die 8 thousand deaths I thought sh*t like this only happened in f***ing movies.”



    Jem continued to tell her Facebook friends that when he came out of the toilet, there was a complete silence between them.

    Since she shared the hilarious story online, it secured more than 2,100 shares and 5,500 likes from amused pals.

    One said: “I am crying.”



    Another added: “Best thing I have ever read hahaha.”

    It turns out Jem’s boiler man had the same idea as one Facebook user shared a photo of him posing with the dildo.

    He said: “The other day I was at a clients house fixing a boiler when I saw this absolute weapon on the wall.

    “When I went out to talk to her she didn’t seem to give a flying f**k – just got tagged in this, turns out she actually did.”

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    Weird question: is that actually a photograph of the woman in question or is that a sex doll that looks like her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Shut up whore
    Exactly. You know that dildo is always mounted on the wall like that and she uses it everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Exactly. You know that dildo is always mounted on the wall like that and she uses it everyday.
    She stuck it 16" off the floor because she was cleaning!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    She stuck it 16" off the floor because she was cleaning!!

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