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    Off My Meds 'I want to have sex with myself' says muscleman who climaxes by sniffing his own body

    By Leigh Mcmanus - The Daily Star




    Yuri Tolochko, a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan, revealed he wants to find a way of having sex with himself this year, plus shared that he is able to ejaculate from sniffing his own scent.

    Chatting to hosts Pete Wicks and Cici Coleman on The Dating Show, the 37-year-old revealed that he wants to broaden his sexual encounters in 2022: “I want to try new sex experiences… I want to have sex with myself.”

    Yuri, who last year claimed to be madly in love with an ashtray he found at a night club, has taken the term ‘self love’ to a whole new level, and admitted he is currently seeking advice as to how he can have sex with himself.

    “I love myself. Often I like to see my porn videos because then I cum," he commented.



    Despite being in a throuple - married to his sex doll, Luna, while in a relationship with a second sex doll, Lola, Yuri disclosed that his sexual desires can be quite easily satisfied on his own.

    The muscleman went on to explain how much a sense of smell plays a part in the bedroom: “I like smell, smell is really important for me. I really like my own smell.”

    Yuri didn’t stop there, revealing that sometimes his smell is so powerful it’s enough to satisfy him fully: “I really often sniff myself and cum. I have a lot of videos for this action.”



    Yuri identifies as a pansexual, and can fall in love with "a character, an image, a soul, just a person".

    Yuri wants to create a community with a range of different lovers, after he split with his rubber wife Margo in March.

    In a chat in March, he told the Daily Star: “I’ll just have different husbands and wives and don’t need any weddings.

    “We will have a wonderful family. I will feel good with each of them separately and I will also feel good to be with them at once.

    “I will also enjoy watching them as they lie in bed together, sit at the same table [and I am among them]. This is such a thrill.”

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    Disgusting hairy weirdo...

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    Does he actually f*** humans

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    How did I miss this glorious thread
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Check out his sweet nips






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    Check out his sweet nips
    I am rather proud that I noticed the doll's nip slip but not hairy boy's eraser nips. But thanks for making my eyes bleed.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Update Bodybuilder who divorced sex doll wife for new plastic partner takes another on honeymoon

    By Lizzie McAllister, News reporter - The Daily Star



    Luna is one of two new sex doll wives Yuri has taken up - and she's definitely the favourite

    A bodybuilder has jetted off on a honeymoon after dumping his sex doll wife for two new silicone sweethearts - leaving fellow holidaymakers baffled by his choice of partner.

    Yuri Tolochko, 37, from Kazakhstan, took the favourite of his two new bizarre brides, Luna, to a luxury hotel in Bratislava, Slovakia, where - much to the surprise of fellow patrons - they insisted on being treated just like any other couple and even enjoyed meals together in the open-air restaurant there.

    Yuri shared one video selfie of the couple having lunch together, where a waiter served them up a delicious meal for two.

    Luna is then pictured with a cup of coffee perched precariously on her lap.

    The spoilt doll was even treated to a shopping trip where Yuri bought her a striking new blue-green wig and new outfits.

    Yuri has been amazed at the warm welcome he and his new bride have received, and said some even find the pair sexy.

    He said: "This is a very beautiful city. The city combines beautiful old buildings and stunning nature.

    "Some had a huge sexual interest [in us].

    "We were photographed, filmed on camera. I was interviewed by local TV.

    "Several times I exposed Luna's breasts and kissed her in front of people. They were very surprised.



    "In general, I like it when Luna and I give people joy, make a holiday for them."

    He added: "It seems to me that people there are more focused on local news and do not always follow what is happening in the world, while in Slovakia, on the contrary, they closely follow world news."

    And the bodybuilder was keen to praise his new wife, who he showed off throughout the streets of Slovakia.



    "It may seem strange but Luna has her own character," he explained.

    "When she doesn't like something, she becomes uncomfortable."

    Yuri and Luna may have caused a flutter for the people of Slovakia, but he also admitted that he got to probe his own kinks during the romantic trip, and even admitted to sniffing men's urinals to get his kicks.

    He admitted: "I shot dirty videos, I sat naked in the men's public toilet."


    Yuri will have to make it up to his other wife, Lola

    Although the trip was a success, the pair had a close call at airport security when airport officials found his sex toys in his hand luggage - something he said "constantly raised questions".

    Yuri is no stranger to dating inanimate objects - one of his exes is a metal ashtray.

    And after divorcing his last sex doll wife, Yuri took two new plastic partners to fill the void in his life.



    But Lola, the second sex doll who was left at home, apparently wasn't happy to be excluded from the trip.

    He said: "To be honest, Lola is very unhappy that so much attention is paid to Luna, she does not talk about it, but she is very unhappy.

    "In addition to traveling, there are many posts on Instagram where there is me and Luna [but not Lola].

    "I don't want her to be offended."

    In an effort to make it up to the snubbed wife, Yuri made a new video with her when he and Luna returned from Bratislava.

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    Dude pierced his nipple

    I wonder if he's found a way to monetize being such a headcase. I kinda hope so for his sake...

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