Viral Tweet Asks Why More Men Don’t Have Six-Pack Abs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By David Hookstead - The Daily Caller




A tweet wondering why more men don’t have toned abs is blowing up.

@katiey_KE tweeted a photo of a guy with a six-pack and wrote, “Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?”

You can see the tweet below.

There are two points I’d like to make about this tweet. First, and arguably most importantly, can you imagine the outrage if I posted a photo of a Victoria’s Secret Angel and wrote, “Dear women, what is preventing you from looking like this?”

I’d have to be put into witness protection. If you have the audacity to ever ask why women don’t hit the treadmill a shade more often, you are literally putting your life on the line.



I also love how women always play the card, “Those aren’t real women!” Uh, yes they are! They are literally real women!

I know models. Trust me, they’re very real. I’m not even saying your ordinary woman should look like them. They shouldn’t. They’re models! There’s a reason they look different, but the double standard here is laughable.



Secondly, any woman who thinks a man is going to put in the work to get a six-pack to please them is delusional.

I have 9.4% body fat, and I don’t even have a six-pack. Toned midsection? Yes. Six-pack? Hell no, and I’m not going to start making changes to get one.



At the end of the day, I’ll eat healthy, drink some beers and that’s about it. If given the choice between being ripped or drinking cold beers with the boys, I’ll be choosing the latter every single time.

Any guy who says differently is a hardo who is trying way too much in life.



I’m seriously debating whether or not I should tweet a photo of Josephine Skriver in lingerie with the same caption changed for women. I kind of like living and don’t want to get stabbed.

We’ll see what happens! In the meantime, I’ve settled for a nice beer tweet!

[Muddy]

Dear Women, why do only 5% of you look like the female version of total fitness?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dear Women, why do only 5% of you look like the female version of total fitness?

[Muddy]

Whats good for the goose..?

[Griffin]

I'd settle for a woman that performed like a porn star. (female star, thought I'd preface that up front)

[Godfather]

This chick must be a fatty.

Anyone in even half decent shape knows it's fucking impossible to maintain a six pack. It's 90% what you eat, 10% exercise. I work out several times a week plus play sports, but unless I give up my after work beer or two, I see no chance in ever seeing an ab again

[lost in melb.]

It's unnatural. You've got to strip your body fat down to unnatural levels

[Godfather]

It's unnatural. You've got to strip your body fat down to unnatural levels

I think it's genetic too. My cousin who I grew up with could do two sit-ups and have a six pack until he was in his 30's We ate and did all the same shit together, he's 'just one of God's lean creatures' as my mom would say.

[lost in melb.]

I think it's genetic too. My cousin who I grew up with could do two sit-ups and have a six pack until he was in his 30's We ate and did all the same shit together, he's 'just one of God's lean creatures' as my mom would say.

True. I have a Polish friend in his 40s who's still like that