the fastest you've been on 2 or 4 wheels

[Hal-9000]

I once had the Lambo up to 696 mph....just when I was about to break the sound barrier, a dog jumped out into the street so I put the car up on two wheels (by leaning hard) and narrowly avoided hitting Spot.I saw a moving van with a ramp so I decided to hit it (while still on two wheels) and I jumped over 3 houses and a gas station on the corner.

When I landed, I matted it, put in my ZZ Top dvd and broke the sound barrier.The sonic boom propelled me even faster, causing a massive heart attack.While dead and clamoring towards the light I managed to gear down and brought the vehicle to a respectable 450-470 mph, allowing me to give myself open heart massage (using a Bic pen to open my chest cavity).After flatlining and saying hello to some dead relatives, I regained consciousness only to notice that I had burned off all of the rubber on my tires....I was driving on rims only, going over 300 mph at this point.

The ensuing sparks heated the pavement to such a degree, that I cut a 10 foot groove in the road for over a mile.It was intense let me tell you......

[AntZ]

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lotsa wheels: over 200mph in a french high speed train.

Forgot about that! I've also been on the TGV a few times. The first time was to Paris, and we did top speed!

[Muddy]

I once had the Lambo up to 696 mph....just when I was about to break the sound barrier, a dog jumped out into the street so I put the car up on two wheels (by leaning hard) and narrowly avoided hitting Spot.I saw a moving van with a ramp so I decided to hit it (while still on two wheels) and I jumped over 3 houses and a gas station on the corner.

When I landed, I matted it, put in my ZZ Top dvd and broke the sound barrier.The sonic boom propelled me even faster, causing a massive heart attack.While dead and clamoring towards the light I managed to gear down and brought the vehicle to a respectable 450-470 mph, allowing me to give myself open heart massage (using a Bic pen to open my chest cavity).After flatlining and saying hello to some dead relatives, I regained consciousness only to notice that I had burned off all of the rubber on my tires....I was driving on rims only, going over 300 mph at this point.

The ensuing sparks heated the pavement to such a degree, that I cut a 10 foot groove in the road for over a mile.It was intense let me tell you......

You just made like a years worth of posts in one hit...

[Hal-9000]

it was for yoooooo

[Muddy]

I wonder where that fella is?

[Hal-9000]

oh probably moving a tectonic plate somewhere

[Tank]

I once had the Lambo up to 696 mph....just when I was about to break the sound barrier, a dog jumped out into the street so I put the car up on two wheels (by leaning hard) and narrowly avoided hitting Spot.I saw a moving van with a ramp so I decided to hit it (while still on two wheels) and I jumped over 3 houses and a gas station on the corner.

When I landed, I matted it, put in my ZZ Top dvd and broke the sound barrier.The sonic boom propelled me even faster, causing a massive heart attack.While dead and clamoring towards the light I managed to gear down and brought the vehicle to a respectable 450-470 mph, allowing me to give myself open heart massage (using a Bic pen to open my chest cavity).After flatlining and saying hello to some dead relatives, I regained consciousness only to notice that I had burned off all of the rubber on my tires....I was driving on rims only, going over 300 mph at this point.

The ensuing sparks heated the pavement to such a degree, that I cut a 10 foot groove in the road for over a mile.It was intense let me tell you......

[Goofy]

I once had the Lambo up to 696 mph....just when I was about to break the sound barrier, a dog jumped out into the street so I put the car up on two wheels (by leaning hard) and narrowly avoided hitting Spot.I saw a moving van with a ramp so I decided to hit it (while still on two wheels) and I jumped over 3 houses and a gas station on the corner.

When I landed, I matted it, put in my ZZ Top dvd and broke the sound barrier.The sonic boom propelled me even faster, causing a massive heart attack.While dead and clamoring towards the light I managed to gear down and brought the vehicle to a respectable 450-470 mph, allowing me to give myself open heart massage (using a Bic pen to open my chest cavity).After flatlining and saying hello to some dead relatives, I regained consciousness only to notice that I had burned off all of the rubber on my tires....I was driving on rims only, going over 300 mph at this point.

The ensuing sparks heated the pavement to such a degree, that I cut a 10 foot groove in the road for over a mile.It was intense let me tell you......

You stole Andy's answer

[Arkady Renko]

It has to be special tracks... I cant see one of those things doing 200 on this...

this is more like it:

[minz]

I once made Manchester to Bathgate (Scotland) in just over 2 hours.

[KevinD]

Best long distance time: Rapid City, South Dakota to Las Cruces, New Mexico, 1100 miles, 17hrs and 40 mins. This was back when the national speed limit was 55 mph.

[dmni]

I once made Manchester to Bathgate (Scotland) in just over 2 hours.

Were you in a helicopter???