Im drunker and im eating food .......... so fuck all you bastards
No booze for me tonight. Im too poor.
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11:30 and I have no playmates.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Really uicked up right now. At my firends house listening to melodic death metal and drinking. I have a Scotch because im fucking classy as shit and they all have fucking beers. Pffft pussy bitches.
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No more booze for me tonight. I think im just going to relax....maybe.
Knowing myself ill probably be Lindsy Lohan wasted by 10pm...
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1 Bud Light Lime-A-Rita, 1 Banana Bread Beer, 2 Chocolate Beers, and 1 Natty Daddy. Took my 4 minutes to type this in correct English im so fucked up.
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Drank a whole bottle of bucks fizz and had a buzz for about 30 minutes but now I feel underwhelmed. Anyone help
I'm thinking Jack Daniel's and vodka should do it