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    Holy Shit Any weird Halloween experiences?

    I took a late walk on our property last night and was obliged to relieve myself on one of our olive trees. Under the pale moonlight the silvery stem resembled a skeletal corpse for a moment. This sent a little Halloween thrill down my spine that I enjoyed tremendously. Unfortunately my shuddering spasm caused a mis-hit and I peed on my boot.

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    this halloween, two nights ago, symbolizing 2020 perfectly.

    brought a bunch of candy over to my friends kids for halloween. hang out in their backyard, kids running around being kids. about 4:00 pm, a six point buck breaks through their wooden fence and proceeds to bleed all over the place. has been shot with an arrow by a hunter. kids freak out and scream running into the house. buck gets stuck in the backyard and lays down. hunter tracks wounded deer, walks through the broken fence, pulls out a pistol and shoots the deer dead in front of all of us. he then struggles to drag it back out of the yard, blood all over the place. kids traumatized. fun times.

    can't make this shit up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    this halloween, two nights ago, symbolizing 2020 perfectly.

    brought a bunch of candy over to my friends kids for halloween. hang out in their backyard, kids running around being kids. about 4:00 pm, a six point buck breaks through their wooden fence and proceeds to bleed all over the place. has been shot with an arrow by a hunter. kids freak out and scream running into the house. buck gets stuck in the backyard and lays down. hunter tracks wounded deer, walks through the broken fence, pulls out a pistol and shoots the deer dead in front of all of us. he then struggles to drag it back out of the yard, blood all over the place. kids traumatized. fun times.

    can't make this shit up.
    See! See! I knew there'd be more!!

    Awesome Dude, you must have privately been in heaven

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    it was not traumatizing for me, i thought it was so spectacularly odd. the four-year-old girl... not such a big fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    this halloween, two nights ago, symbolizing 2020 perfectly.

    brought a bunch of candy over to my friends kids for halloween. hang out in their backyard, kids running around being kids. about 4:00 pm, a six point buck breaks through their wooden fence and proceeds to bleed all over the place. has been shot with an arrow by a hunter. kids freak out and scream running into the house. buck gets stuck in the backyard and lays down. hunter tracks wounded deer, walks through the broken fence, pulls out a pistol and shoots the deer dead in front of all of us. he then struggles to drag it back out of the yard, blood all over the place. kids traumatized. fun times.

    can't make this shit up.
    Holy crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    this halloween, two nights ago, symbolizing 2020 perfectly.

    brought a bunch of candy over to my friends kids for halloween. hang out in their backyard, kids running around being kids. about 4:00 pm, a six point buck breaks through their wooden fence and proceeds to bleed all over the place. has been shot with an arrow by a hunter. kids freak out and scream running into the house. buck gets stuck in the backyard and lays down. hunter tracks wounded deer, walks through the broken fence, pulls out a pistol and shoots the deer dead in front of all of us. he then struggles to drag it back out of the yard, blood all over the place. kids traumatized. fun times.

    can't make this shit up.






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