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    Slut OnlyFans Model Running For Office Promises Breast Implants For Everyone

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    Rocio Pino, aka La Grosera (which translates as The Rude One) is an OnlyFans model in Mexico running for Mexico’s Chamber of Deputies and she has a platform to really think about carefully: free boob jobs for all!

    Why? How? Who cares!

    There is no indication whatsoever that a position in the Chamber of Deputies would permit her that kind of financial freedom or power, but she claims to have it all planned out.



    The Daily Star reports that Pino’s “election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation for all women, with women who have undergone mastectomy given priority.” She also plans to give breast implants to trans women.

    Pino has some truly original campaign slogans: “Give your mom tits” and “Because a woman with tits is an empowered woman.” Her political ads have featured her pregnant and nude to show support for single parents.



    “Women have not been asked what we want. Nobody has. If you go out and ask: ‘Would you like plastic surgery?’ We are all going to say yes,” Pino told Efe.

    Pino is running as a Progressive Social Network candidate, which is a very new political party. She wants to be the federal deputy for Sonora.

    “The country needs deputies who do not have particular interests, much less the President,” she wrote in a tweet. “Always put the benefit of Mexicans before any particular interest, vote for me to achieve that balance and independence of the executive and legislative power.”

    “What we least need right now are more traditional, corrupt and male-chauvinist politicians,” she tweeted.

    Her push to run for office came after the 2017 Chiapas earthquake; she wanted to help victims.



    The election is on June 6th and Pino pledged not to close down her OnlyFans account if she wins.

    “I make too much money there. OnlyFans is not negotiable and does not close,” she explained.

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    what's up with all these 2s, 3s and 4s thinking people want to look at them



    she looks pregnant for fucks sake
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    Good promotional idea for her personal porn sales.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Good promotional idea for her personal porn sales.
    But as FBD said, she's not actually all that attractive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    But as FBD said, she's not actually all that attractive
    Doesn't matter if it drives sales. How much stupid shit goes viral? Or hell, let's go pre-internet to the fucking genius that invented the pet rock?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Doesn't matter if it drives sales. How much stupid shit goes viral? Or hell, let's go pre-internet to the fucking genius that invented the pet rock?
    My pet rock died, thanks for bring up such painful memories

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    My pet rock died, thanks for bring up such painful memories
    Was it hardening of the arteries?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Was it hardening of the arteries?

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    My jokes rock.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    My jokes rock.
    It fell like a stone

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    I have carved out my niche.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I have carved out my niche.
    I think you are taking my appreciation of it for granite

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    there's a few gems here, but maybe we need a clean slate

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    She will be killed by the cartel






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