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    Justice 'Armed robber' is beaten up with a sex toy: Cashier grabs 18-inch 'weapon' and bashes knife-wielding 'thief' at Russian sex shop

    By GEORGIA SIMCOX FOR MAILONLINE




    This is the moment a sex shop worker chases a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo.

    CCTV footage from a sex store in the city of Novokuznetsk in the Russian region of Kemerovo Oblast on July 24 shows the saleswoman hitting the 'robber' with a dildo.

    The saleswoman, whose name has not been disclosed, was working late when the masked thief reportedly entered the store and brandished a small knife.

    The footage is unconfirmed to be real and police have yet to confirm whether they are investigating an incident at the sex shop.

    The suspect allegedly demanded money from the shop's till but the plucky saleswoman can be seen chasing him off with a large double-ended dildo.

    The large sex toy is designed to be used by two women or by somebody that wants to use it solo.

    The footage is going viral with 135,000 views on the social network VK where the woman can be seen working behind the counter when the masked man enters.





    He approaches the saleswoman and apparently brandishes a small blade at her.

    The worker pretends to bend down to get something with her right hand while slyly sliding her left towards a rubber dildo on the counter.

    She suddenly seizes the long sex toy and whacks the thief over the head with it before chasing him out of the store.



    Despite the dangerous situation, the woman seems calm after the 'robber' disappears and apparently does not lock the door behind her.

    The news site Life said no money was taken and no one was hurt in the attempted robbery.

    One VK user said: 'Don't get caught, dude, otherwise next time the rubber toy will be a leather one.'

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    ...her juices were flowing like a raging river as she pounded that pussy with an 18 inch dildo.

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    Pretty brave.. I once heard the analogy about knife fights that went something like: "Try and take a jiffy marker from a determined toddler and not getting ink marks all over yourself Now imagine that as a knife fight with a grown man"

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    wait, wasnt this in saints row?

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