Look, it's a dude in a skirt.
with a small nipple-less boob
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
do you think the paparazzi have a monetary scale on the wall....
nip slip - 5000
legs - 1000
anger - 10000
panty/crotch - 25000
handbag - 500
hair - 200