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    Floriduh Customer Finds Naked Woman In Jeep For Sale

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    SEPTEMBER 27--A customer shopping for a used car discovered a naked woman pleasuring herself in the rear seat of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked outside a Florida auto dealership, according to an arrest report.

    Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in the back seat of one of the vehicles on the sale lot.”

    When a dealership manager opened the Jeep’s door, he said he spotted Alexis King, 37, “naked, with her legs spread wide open.” A receptionist reported that the suspect was “pulling at her vagina.” A third employee, who called 911, told police that a coworker called him “to the front lot to get a vehicle that a homeless woman was inside pleasuring herself.”

    After King exited the auto and walked away from the dealership, employees noticed damage to the car’s interior, including a broken radio and a “period stain” on the back seat. A manager estimated that King caused $1300 in damages to the Jeep.

    One witness told cops that the auto smelled “so horrible” that it “went straight to detailing.”

    King, pictured above, was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, indecent exposure, and providing police with a false name. She is being held in the Escambia County jail on $7000 bond.

    According to the dealership website, the convertible Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport, which has logged nearly 84,000 miles, is available for $23,116. The listing makes no mention of any recent stains visited upon the car’s gray cloth seats.

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    A 2010 Jeep Wrangler Sport with 84,000 miles is going for $23,116?

    It's 11 years old! These dealers are fucking insane!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    A 2010 Jeep Wrangler Sport with 84,000 miles is going for $23,116?

    It's 11 years old! These dealers are fucking insane!
    Used car prices are stupid out there right now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    Used car prices are stupid out there right now..
    Because they can't get new cars, because of covid.

    Do you think these prices will drop when all this crap ends? I don't. I think we're enabling bad behavior that's going to continue for a long time coming.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Because they can't get new cars, because of covid.

    Do you think these prices will drop when all this crap ends? I don't. I think we're enabling bad behavior that's going to continue for a long time coming.
    I think our country is in real trouble outside of Covid. We have become the greatest enablers of bad behavior on the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Because they can't get new cars, because of covid.

    Do you think these prices will drop when all this crap ends? I don't. I think we're enabling bad behavior that's going to continue for a long time coming.
    Because they cant get chips






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