Crystal Harris, 25: Sex With Hugh Hefner, 85, Lasted "Two Seconds"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Us Weekly




Talk about a low blow. After dumping Hugh Hefner just days before their June 18 wedding, Playboy model Crystal Harris opened up about their sex life during a Tuesday interview on Sirius XM's Howard Stern Show.

"[It lasted] like, two seconds," Harris, 25, said, dissing the famed men's magazine editor. "Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."

The hurtful claims shouldn't be too surprising given the fact that Harris partied with VH1 reality star Heidi Montag on what would have been her wedding day. Adding to Hefner's heartache was Harris' "hot and heavy" affair with Dr. Phil McGraw's son Jordan, 26. (In June, an insider told Us Weekly that Harris and McGraw had been together six months prior to her split with Hefner.)

Still, Hefner is wise enough to know that everything happens for a reason. "After all is said and done, staying single is probably the best," he tweeted in June. "I think I just missed a bullet."

[Hal-9000]

That's cold....I've never heard Hef diss any of his conquests/wives/girlfriends.He seems like a class act.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, she is definitely a classless bitch

[deebakes]

two seconds is 1.5 seconds longer than i would last

[Hal-9000]

What did that accomplish? FFS the dude is over 80 and he's still having sex, that's amazing in itself.That he can still shoot the goo is another plus.


she should feel flattered and complimented that Hef launched the Love Boat complete with passengers

[deebakes]

i hope he came in her brown eye...

[Hal-9000]

Compared to what walks though that mansion...she ain't all that

[RBP]

How many guys can say they bang chicks 1/4 their age?

I'm going to try. I have done 1/2... at 54ish I'll do 1/3.

[deebakes]

How many guys can say they bang chicks 1/4 their age?

I'm going to try. I have done 1/2... at 54ish I'll do 1/3.

all pedophiles do

[RBP]

all pedophiles do

[deebakes]

[Hal-9000]

my biggest age differences have been

me - 17
her - 24

me - 22
her - 38

me - 36
her - 25

me - 40-ish
her - 20-ish

[RBP]

my biggest age differences have been

me - 17
her - 24

me - 22
her - 38

me - 36
her - 25

me - 40-ish
her - 20-ish

No goal! Has to be a verified 1/2.

[Hal-9000]

I see a trend in my data

I used to go for older ladies...I was in high school and a g/f was in college (big deal at the time)
I started a job when I was 22 and dated the receptionist who was 38 (a very big deal at the time)

then I started looking for younger wimminz...my best for the category in question would be I was 42 and she was 23...going on 8 what a moron

[Leefro]

Leave her alone her parents are from West Bromwich :MadWinkyThingy: