Everyone always considers those plastic playthings as being nothing more then gold digging opportunists anyways, no one ever takes his marriages seriously for that reason.
But this classless queen of the whores has branded herself among all those phoneys as the lowest of the low! She was banking on her cold feet marriage scandal to catapult her singing career!
Sorry skank!
Bring on the porn appearances!
She lasted 2 seconds and hoped off before he even finished. Is what she said. Plus I think this whole thing is BS, its one big publicity stunt, including the "wedding"
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Me - 19
Her - 28
It was the 80's. She liked to wear spandex bicycle shorts. And tight T shirts. With no underwear.
Me - 24
Her -18 (gulp!)
Took my friends little sister to a Cotillion...didn't know my friend was younger than I, and so I didn't know his "little" sister was really that little. Didn't know until she needed a fake ID to get into a club a few dates later.
Me - 30
Her - 40
Absolutely amazing
Me- 36
Mrs-37
The best.
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Hey, I'm 36. I can now legally fuck somebody half my age.
If I had sex with a 20 year old I think I would faint.
If I had a chance to sleep with an 18 yr old, only one thing would be on my mind :
1993
Hey, I'm 36. I can now legally fuck somebody half my age.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
It's awesome dude.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
I know right. scary and awesome at the same time.If I had a chance to sleep with an 18 yr old, only one thing would be on my mind :
1993
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
ok...I know I'm gonna take heat for this.I've had occasion to date some younger girls...by decades...
and for the most part, they're morons
Yes being with a young hot girl is every guy's fantasy but when they start talking and shit, I feel the need to leave
Pussy.ok...I know I'm gonna take heat for this.I've had occasion to date some younger girls...by decades...
and for the most part, they're morons
Yes being with a young hot girl is every guy's fantasy but when they start talking and shit, I feel the need to leave
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
the one guiding light at the end of the tunnel
It's awesome dude.
Except for a couple things!
When you wake from your sleep, you'll find yourself all dried and crusty, and she'll be gone along with your wallet!
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If I had a chance to sleep with an 18 yr old, only one thing would be on my mind :
1993
That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive!
B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare!I must be strong.....
My stopping points always seem to be cultural references....movies, events, songs.I'll mention some quip I think all people on the planet are aware ofThat's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive!
B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare!
and then the younger girls will look at me like this and say wha?
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