Who said anything about having a conversation with them.Originally Posted by Hal-9000
My stopping points always seem to be cultural references....movies, events, songs.I'll mention some quip I think all people on the planet are aware of
and then the younger girls will look at me like this and say wha?
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive!
B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare!I must be strong.....
You're not a man until you get those young beautiful employees into compromising positions while videotaping the encounter and uploading the video to the internet afterwards.
I know! Conversation always seems to rear it's ugly head at some point and spoil a perfect night.Who said anything about having a conversation with them.
That's when you whip out the Rohypnol.
You just have to drink more... The conversation will flow like the booze...
I don't drink and Rohypnol isn't available over the counter
thank anyways guys
to be frank...I like talking and have been 'shushed' by girls who think I should be making advances on them
that play always works...act disinterested in sex and more interested in their opinions...
But you're not Frank... you're Hal.
That's always bazaar when my wife gets a new secretary, intern, or temp and she tells me when they were born! In some cases, I have cloths and shoes older then them. I've been driving longer then everyone in her staff have been alive!
B.T.W. some of those girls are so beautiful too! But I can only look quickly and not stare!
Hope Harris has her bits dry up and fall off..
Yi dinnae slight teh Pimp Daddy!
My biggest age gaps were me 17 and her 32 (she took my virginity, was a fantastic night) and me 29 and her 17.. And THAT was fun!
I still think about both o them now an then..
El Goofy Fantastico!
Hugh Hefner: Crystal Harris lied about our sex life
(PEOPLE.com) -- His runaway bride dissed his bedroom abilities -- but Hugh Hefner isn't taking the insults lying down.
After ex-fiancée Crystal Harris told Howard Stern that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds" on Tuesday's show, Hefner retaliated: That's not the case, he says.
"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef tweeted Tuesday night, although he has since removed the message from his account. "Maybe a new boyfriend?"
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Hefner continued to call out Harris, 25, for what he pegged as dishonesty. "Crystal convinced me that she adored me," he replied to another follower. "That was the first lie."
The only sympathy he had for Harris, who has been spotted keeping close company with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, came in the form of another seeming dig. "I feel sorry for Crystal," he continued. "She seems lost."
Although insisting that he is "pro-Crystal," Hefner said he's "happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."
But there's one thing the iconic ladies' man, who publicly moved on from Harris days after their wedding was called off in June, said is indeed true: his feelings for the Playmate when they were in a relationship.
"When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her," Hef explained. "I meant that I realized she didn't love me."
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
the dudes 80 and still getting jiggy!
if i were in his place i'm sure i wouldnt last much longer and the problem would be walking round all day everyday with a raging boner from all the hot ass he has just hangin round there!!!
is he still bangin the twins??? thats one notch i still have to get!
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apologies for teh poor spelling and grammar. Engrish isn’t this users strong point!!!
Whatever Crystal. You failed at being a tramp
That's pretty impressive! How'd you wheel that?
Whatever Crystal. You failed at being a tramp
That's pretty impressive! How'd you wheel that?
How much time do you have??
Why of course with my impish good looks and some Aqua Velva
And a good sized ATM withdrawal.How much time do you have??
Why of course with my impish good looks and some Aqua Velva
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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