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    Zounds Shailene Woodley brags about Aaron Rodgers’ penis size amid COVID drama

    By Francesca Bacardi - Page Six

    Shailene Woodley bizarrely bragged about how well she knows fiancé Aaron Rodgers’ body — including his nether regions — while shaming an innocent man who was inaccurately ID’d as the NFL player.

    The “Big Little Lies” actress took to social media Tuesday to slam Daily Mail for misidentifying the Green Bay Packers quarterback in photos, blasting the outlet for “grasping at straws to disparage Aaron” amid backlash over his COVID-19 vaccine statements.

    Woodley, 29, posted screenshots from the story and drew a circle around the mystery man’s shoes and brought up the common notion that large feet equate to a large phallus.

    “i know aaron’s body. VERY well. first off, his feet, ahem and no offense to this rando dude, are a LOT bigger. .”

    Woodley called it “straight up HILARIOUS” that paparazzi are “finding random f–king men on the streets of la and saying it’s him.”

    Woodley alluded to Rodgers’ penis size, saying his feet are actually bigger than the misidentified man’s.

    “literally y’all need to calm the f–k down,” she added.

    The “Fault in Our Stars” actress didn’t stop there. She next pointed out the fact that the innocent bystander had bald hands.

    “also, for those of us who know aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and s–tty media, it’s no secret he has the hairiest hands on the f–king planet. this oblivious homie, clearly, does not. (go ahead, zoom in),” she wrote over a second Instagram Story slide.

    Lastly, Woodley went after the man’s car, which obviously was not good enough for Rodgers.

    “also, cute car dude, but aaron would never drive this,” she added.

    All of this appears to be “The Spectacular Now” actress’ attempt to defend Rodgers, 37, as he continues to take heat for saying he was “immunized” for COVID when he was never vaccinated at all.

    Woodley previously took a more subtle defense of her fiancé by posting a cryptic comment on Instagram.

    “Calm Seas May Bring You Peace, But Storms Are Where You’ll Find Your Power,” read a quote Woodley shared.

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    might it have actually been about feet?

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    Was it him though?

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