A community college opened near us. Me and some friends in junior high would go there a couple of times per week to use the universal gym* and swim in the huge pool they had there.
The visits became pool parties every Wednesday night and lots of people, guys and girls, starting showing up.
My g/f arrives and wears this fairly conservative one piece red bathing suit. But she has a body like Alice's all squished into the now-small bathing suit.
She walks out and dives in, my friend looks at me and says - hal, don't you EVER break up with her
*universal gyms were new and state of the art. Dating myself here...