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    Olivia Wilde: Jonas Brothers Put a "No Sex Hex" on My House

    Us Weekly




    Though she's been linked to Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper in the past four months, Olivia Wilde blames three different men for her recent dating problems: the Jonas Brothers!

    During a Wednesday appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Wilde revealed that she currently lives in the home previously owned by "Love Bug" singers Nick, Joe and Kevin. Though the musical trio no longer live in the L.A. pad, Wilde said they did leave "life-size cardboard cutouts" of themselves in the garage.

    "I didn't even have to pay extra," she joked. "Sometimes I wake up, and my roommate has placed one standing over me."

    Kimmel, 43, then asked: "Is it comforting knowing there's a cardboard virgin watching over you at all times?"

    Without missing a beat, the Cowboys & Aliens star responded: "Yes, it is comforting. We blame the Jonas Brothers for the lack of action in our house. It's the 'No sex hex,' Jimmy! Can't do anything about it."

    After her late-night appearance, a playful Wilde tweeted: "Kimmel was a blast. Hope the Jonas Brothers don't sue me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
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    you want to fuck a Jonas brother?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    you want to fuck a Jonas brother?

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    "Is it comforting knowing there's a cardboard virgin watching over you at all times?"

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