Drug Defendant Makes Terrible Wardrobe Choice

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Smoking Gun




JUNE 25--An Alabama man wearing a t-shirt proclaiming “I’m Too Good for drugs!” was arrested for possessing methamphetamine and narcotics paraphernalia, police report.

Allen Burnett, 60, was collared Thursday night near his home in Ashville, a small city about 45 miles from Birmingham.

Burnett, seen above, was charged with a pair of drug counts and booked into the St. Clair County jail. He was released early yesterday morning after posting $3500 bond.

At the time of his arrest, Burnett was wearing a purple t-shirt that declared, “I’m Too Good for drugs!”

Previously, defendants have been busted while wearing shirts announcing “I Love Crystal Meth” and “Who Needs Drugs? No Seriously, I Have Drugs.” And an Illinois man who was arrested for allegedly possessing the "makings of a methamphetamine lab” was nabbed while wearing a “Los Pollos Hermanos” shirt. The fictional chain of fried chicken restaurants was a front operated by meth kingpin Gus Fring in the TV series “Breaking Bad.”

[PorkChopSandwiches]

For being a 60 YO meth head, he looks ok

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For being a 60 YO meth head, he looks ok

That's a pretty low bar.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Most meth heads look 60 when they are 30