Miley Cyrus - bikini candids by the lake while on holiday in Orchard Lake, Michingan (July 31st, 2011)

[Muddy]

My watercraft will blow hers out of the water.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

She can blow me under water

[Muddy]

When she swims all she does is make fart bubbles...

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if her snooki is shaved?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's about the worst thing you can do to your voice. She's a dumbass.

Because no singer in the history of the music business has ever smoked before and gone on to a successful career?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My watercraft will blow hers out of the water.

It's probably a rental, we all know those are shit

[AntZ]

Because no singer in the history of the music business has ever smoked before and gone on to a successful career?

They do have successful careers!

Then they go out on reunion tours charging top dollar and sing their classics 15 octaves lower with half a voice!


I can think of a half dozen singers that should have stayed retired!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They do have successful careers!

Then they go out on reunion tours charging top dollar and sing their classics 15 octaves lower with half a voice!


I can think of a half dozen singers that should have stayed retired!

Because they're all broke

[Muddy]

It's probably a rental, we all know those are shit

Shit, prolly because those base models are just made to run their assess off day in and day out... They are the ones that win all the awards tbh...

[AntZ]

Example!


Before:




After:

[Muddy]

I cant watch a Liza Video, homie... I'm straight..

[AntZ]

I cant watch a Liza Video, homie... I'm straight..

You're thinking of her mother!

"Friend of Dorthy"

[Muddy]

I thought they were the same...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shit, prolly because those base models are just made to run their assess off day in and day out... They are the ones that win all the awards tbh...

You think?

[Muddy]

You think?

Oh they are... My friend bought a base model Seadoo for like $6800... That mother funkers as strong as the day he got it... Has like 300 hours on it, 90% of them are prolly logged as 'wide open'..