Man Caught In The Act With Stuffed Animal

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The Smoking Gun




OCTOBER 16--If the car is a rockin’, don’t bother knockin'.

Because the guy inside may be trysting with a stuffed animal.

An Arkansas cop last Sunday morning spotted a suspicious car parked outside a commercial storage facility that has been broken into 16 times this year (and 36 times in 2022).

A sheriff’s deputy noted that the vehicle in question was seen “rocking” around 12:45 AM.

When the cop looked inside the auto, he spotted Theodore Morgavan, 55, “having sex with a stuffed animal.” Morgavan, a divorced father of three, lives about a mile away from the storage facility in Midway (pop. 1036).

Since Morgavan is on probation, cops were able to search him and his auto without the need for a warrant. According to a probable cause affidavit, that search turned up methamphetamine, a syringe, and two marijuana pipes.

Seen above, Morgavan was charged with two felony drug charges and misdemeanor counts of public sexual indecency and possession of drug paraphernalia.

At his arraignment today, Morgavan, who is free on $5000 bond, entered a not guilty plea. He is next due in court on October 30.

Morgavan was convicted earlier this year on narcotics and theft charges and placed on probation for two years and fined $1690.

Further details about the stuffed animal do not appear in court records.

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