Roseanne Barr: I Want to Do Dancing with the Stars

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Caroline Slutsky - People Magazine




Will Roseanne Barr be the next celebrity to step into the ballroom on Dancing with the Stars?

"I really wanna do that show," Barr, 58, tells xojane.com. "My hips are bad. I think I need a hip replacement. That's why I can't do that Dancing with the Stars shit."

Although you won't catch Barr on DWTS anytime soon, you can watch her Lifetime reality show, Roseanne's Nuts, about her life on a macadamia nut and livestock farm in Hawaii.

The show's title begs the question: What nutty stuff has the sitcom sensation-turned author done?

"I have been arrested. For hitchhiking in Denver, Colorado, and went to jail for it. Jesus, that was in the early '70s ... but it was against the law," Barr tells the site. "But when I did it, you know, it was so fun. I have to thank a lot of great truckers ... Nobody was ever a creep or crazy like they are now."

Barr also shared that she likes to "Twitter nude."

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I watched about 4 or 5 episodes of Roseanne's Nuts, the macadamia farm thing sounded interesting. Not one time did they even show the macadamia trees

[Hal-9000]

reinforce that floor!

[AntZ]

reinforce that floor!

I don't think it will be a problem!

It stood up to that super tanker Kirstie Alley!

[Hal-9000]

super tanker

[deebakes]