Howay!
This is wan o the funniest things ah've seen, should hopefully give yis an understandin of where Goofy n Me hail fae!
Translation On Request!
Howay!
This is wan o the funniest things ah've seen, should hopefully give yis an understandin of where Goofy n Me hail fae!
Translation On Request!
El Goofy Fantastico!
Well Whit?
El Goofy Fantastico!
Ach ah shouldnae huv said it!
'kay, gimmie a min..
El Goofy Fantastico!
Ahem!
2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.
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In the year 2345 the Federation of Planets opened a Starfleet academy near Carnoustie in Scotland...
'Right ensign, gie us warp factor 10, we'll open this big bastard up and see if its shit up a shelayla!
'Nay danger, get yer belts ohn!'
'Yill ney catch us wearin belts, looking like a big bunch o poofters!'
'Captn!'
'Whit?'
'Gonnae let us go tae the replicator, ahm starvin!'
'Aye, as lang as yi bring us back a mug o royal game soup anna couple o siders.'
'Captn'
'Whit noo?'
'There a right big hooerin o a space ship comin tae wards us, yi wanna see the basterin size o it, is a good wan or twa sizes bigger than oors, ken'
(bar scene)
'Ah telt yi before dindna yi bastard, yer gonna get this crackerbat!'
'Whit yi dain yi daftie?'
'Ahm just huvin a go onna hollow deck captn, ahm hollow deck daft, ken'
(back onna bridge)
'Set phasers tae malky!'
'Is like hee-haw wiv ever seen afor captn, ken'
'He's deed captn, stone deed, nay pulse or nuthin... Will yi stop keekin at me arse yi pervert!'
'Captn, were messin wi forces we cannae possibly comprehend!'
'You ken fine yer gaggin for it eh?'
'Yi got hee-haw chance o gettin yer hole, yer an android, yiv cock all knob!'
'ach awa an dinnae talk pish!'
Christ that took a while!
Right, just tell us which wurds yi dinnae understan!
El Goofy Fantastico!
It might as well be Chinese.
Bob, can you please start with some words you use and what they translate to so I can start using this in my everyday language...?
You see the "yi"? I know that's Chinese for something! I don't know what it's Chinese for, but it's Chinese for something!