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    Notice SmoothBob Helps yi Speak Scottish - Taysiders In Space

    Howay!

    This is wan o the funniest things ah've seen, should hopefully give yis an understandin of where Goofy n Me hail fae!

    Translation On Request!



    El Goofy Fantastico!

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    Well?
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Well Whit?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    Well Whit?
    I got a fair amount of it, like the 'data dude' asking the woman if she was horny and wanting it and her telling him he had no penis, but, you promised a translation, and you will deliver...or I'll set Hal upon thee!
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Ach ah shouldnae huv said it!

    'kay, gimmie a min..


    El Goofy Fantastico!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    Ach ah shouldnae huv said it!

    'kay, gimmie a min..
    Well, don't freak out over it, translation or not, we're still blood. And together, we will rule the world.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Ahem!

    2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

    http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2-Rules


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Ahem!

    2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

    http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2-Rules

    English is the main language, and he's using umm, whatever the fuck that Scot stuff is as a secondary language.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    In the year 2345 the Federation of Planets opened a Starfleet academy near Carnoustie in Scotland...

    'Right ensign, gie us warp factor 10, we'll open this big bastard up and see if its shit up a shelayla!

    'Nay danger, get yer belts ohn!'

    'Yill ney catch us wearin belts, looking like a big bunch o poofters!'

    'Captn!'

    'Whit?'

    'Gonnae let us go tae the replicator, ahm starvin!'

    'Aye, as lang as yi bring us back a mug o royal game soup anna couple o siders.'

    'Captn'

    'Whit noo?'

    'There a right big hooerin o a space ship comin tae wards us, yi wanna see the basterin size o it, is a good wan or twa sizes bigger than oors, ken'

    (bar scene)

    'Ah telt yi before dindna yi bastard, yer gonna get this crackerbat!'

    'Whit yi dain yi daftie?'

    'Ahm just huvin a go onna hollow deck captn, ahm hollow deck daft, ken'

    (back onna bridge)

    'Set phasers tae malky!'

    'Is like hee-haw wiv ever seen afor captn, ken'

    'He's deed captn, stone deed, nay pulse or nuthin... Will yi stop keekin at me arse yi pervert!'

    'Captn, were messin wi forces we cannae possibly comprehend!'

    'You ken fine yer gaggin for it eh?'

    'Yi got hee-haw chance o gettin yer hole, yer an android, yiv cock all knob!'

    'ach awa an dinnae talk pish!'




    Christ that took a while!

    Right, just tell us which wurds yi dinnae understan!


    El Goofy Fantastico!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Ahem!

    2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

    http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2-Rules

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    English is the main language, and he's using umm, whatever the fuck that Scot stuff is as a secondary language.
    Whit he said!


    El Goofy Fantastico!

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    It might as well be Chinese.


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    Bob, can you please start with some words you use and what they translate to so I can start using this in my everyday language...?

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    You see the "yi"? I know that's Chinese for something! I don't know what it's Chinese for, but it's Chinese for something!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Well, don't freak out over it, translation or not, we're still blood. And together, we will rule the world.


    El Goofy Fantastico!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    The black-haired dude on the right was Irish. It was his island, no less!


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