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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    Bob, can you please start with some words you use and what they translate to so I can start using this in my everyday language...?
    Sure

    Alright..

    And yi is YOU thank yi very much Mr Demon!

    Yi see the word 'ken' a lot above, i say it, the wife doesnae (does not) like me sayin it but its become a habit. Means 'do you understand?' and is normally throwin in at the end o a sentence but can be used anywhere.

    Dae or Daein (pronounced day, day-in) - Do or Doing, as in the Nike logo 'Just Dae It!'

    Sometimes its almost fae (from, keep up people! ) laziness, instead of pronouncin the whole word, like 'Whit?' being 'What?' 'Fae' being 'From' because its quicker tae (to, pronounced 'tay') say!

    Or you could be advanced and use 2 or more words! lol

    As in: 'Dae yi ken whit yer daein?' being 'Do you understand what you are doing?'

    Ah mean come on, how much quicker to say and shorter tae type is the 'Scottish' over the 'English'!

    My job is talking tae people on the phone so cannot use any or the words or language that i type, is a fun release!

    So..

    What huv (have) yi learned so far??

    Yi
    Ken
    Whit
    Doesnae
    Dae
    Daen
    Fae
    Tae
    and
    Huv


    So go huv fun wi (with) yer new words!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    The black-haired dude on the right was Irish. It was his island, no less!

    Well if yer gonna be picky the guy in the middle is american...



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    I'm just messing with you, Bob. Now when those with the ability start trying to teach the forum Gaelic...


    And Stephen King used 'ken' in the Dark Tower novels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    Sure

    Alright..

    And yi is YOU thank yi very much Mr Demon!

    Yi see the word 'ken' a lot above, i say it, the wife doesnae (does not) like me sayin it but its become a habit. Means 'do you understand?' and is normally throwin in at the end o a sentence but can be used anywhere.

    Dae or Daein (pronounced day, day-in) - Do or Doing, as in the Nike logo 'Just Dae It!'

    Sometimes its almost fae (from, keep up people! ) laziness, instead of pronouncin the whole word, like 'Whit?' being 'What?' 'Fae' being 'From' because its quicker tae (to, pronounced 'tay') say!

    Or you could be advanced and use 2 or more words! lol

    As in: 'Dae yi ken whit yer daein?' being 'Do you understand what you are doing?'

    Ah mean come on, how much quicker to say and shorter tae type is the 'Scottish' over the 'English'!

    My job is talking tae people on the phone so cannot use any or the words or language that i type, is a fun release!

    So..

    What huv (have) yi learned so far??

    Yi
    Ken
    Whit
    Doesnae
    Dae
    Daen
    Fae
    Tae
    and
    Huv


    So go huv fun wi (with) yer new words!
    Wow... I've read this a few times now and I think I am starting to get it...

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    Gaelic? I thought yi'd never ask!

    Christ, did that for about 5-6 year in primary school, today i know, like, 3 words!

    Agus - means And

    Yipee - means Bed

    ahm sure I ken a 3rd...


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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    Wow... I've read this a few times now and I think I am starting to get it...
    Can i teach em or can i treach em?

    Where yi fae Muddy? Christ its funny thinkin ahm spreadin a dialect!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    Can i teach em or can i treach em?

    Where yi fae Muddy? Christ its funny thinkin ahm spreadin a dialect!
    Virginia mi good man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Wow, all that work and there's like, 13-14 people speak the language!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    Virginia mi good man..
    Ah love that yi huv the urge tae learn it, is it just tae sound differant or tae pull the burds?


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    Gettin back to mi roots.. Is (mi) correct for my? And is it pronounced Mie or mee ?or mae?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    Gettin back to mi roots.. Is (mi) correct for my? And is it pronounced Mie or mee ?or mae?
    Oh wow, ah should do wan o those translation apps!

    I'd use mi pronounced me, as in: 'she's mi burd!' - 'she's my girlfriend!'


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothBob View Post
    Ah love that yi huv the urge tae learn it, is it just tae sound differant or tae pull the burds?
    I'm learning it to seduce myself. It makes me hard when I masturbate.

    Daein it now...

    Nah I lie, I'm getting horny over tae bird on the Fox Soccer Channel. Michelle Lissel, I suck on yi boobies.
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