FIRST LOOK: See Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises

[Godfather]

Is her new superpower blowing massive snot-rockets out that honker?

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm gay

This isn't the appropriate thread to come out of the closet, GF.

[Godfather]

Perfect!! I'm a catcher

Well then... who's got the LUBE!?!?!

[DemonGeminiX]

Well then... who's got the LUBE!?!?!

You know how I know you're gay?

You actually thought of using lube as a good come back.

[Godfather]

You know how I know you're gay?

You actually thought of using lube as a good come back.

You know how I know you're gay? You stand up for Anne Hathaway

[DemonGeminiX]

You know how I know you're gay?



You fast forwarded through all of Anne's parts in Brokeback Mountain to get to the scenes where Jake and Heath are together.

[Godfather]

That's gay?

[DemonGeminiX]

It is when you wear out the dvd by going back to those scenes over and over again.

[Godfather]

It's ok, I wore out the case too. Blu-ray is way better anyways

[DemonGeminiX]

I bet that's not all you wore out.

[Noilly Pratt]

Unless she's naked, I won't be watching this, or that new "re-imagining" of Spiderman or the new "reboot" of Superman

Fuck Hollywood and their remakes, reboots, and re-imagining of everything

If she does get nekkid, then that would explain the title "The Dark Knight rises" wouldn't it?

*Prays for a cheesy Batman TV style storyline where the Riddler develops a declothing machine, and Catwoman inadvertently gets zapped*