Triple-A debt club

[Jezter]

Is it only Standard and Poor's who bumped you guys down a notch or did the other two major players do it too? Cuz what I read... S&P has done some damage to you before with their error and giving false credit ratings to shit that helped create the massive economy meltdown...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was only S&P, the other two left the rating at AAA

[Jezter]

And now people are calling apocalypse and the wall street is melting? Holy shit man... who knew one firm could do all this.

[Arkady Renko]

Holy shit man... who knew one firm could do all this.

I suppose that applies to Lehman Brothers, too.

[Jezter]

I suppose that applies to Lehman Brothers, too.

Oh but they had a lot of help from others, like Goldman Sachs... whole subprime crisis and "too big to fail" shit.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wonder if I'm too big to fail? Maybe I can get a government bailout

[Jezter]

I wonder if I'm too big to fail? Maybe I can get a government bailout

You can try! Just make sure you get false credit ratings first to aid your cause.

[Arkady Renko]

I wonder if I'm too big to fail? Maybe I can get a government bailout

eat your way up to, say, 1000 lbs and we'll talk again.

[Muddy]

Wild, the Dows up 200 points this morning..