Where's Waldo actor kills Finnish man.
Where's Waldo actor kills Finnish man.
Following only hours after his double homicide in the 'General Chat' forum, Waldo has now targeted and killed Jezter, real name Jussi Jasueirtolleioneunianausuailleaiansniooeuelll. The murder occurred shortly after Jussi openly expressed an interest in being involved in a decadent sexual activity known as man on man bukkake. Authorities now believe the crime was sexually motivated and possibly an act of pro-Swedish sentiment.
Witness accounts vary greatly, but general consensus seems to be that Jussi was mostly naked, drinking coffee, and browsing the internet prior to the attack. Why he was mostly naked in an internet cafe has yet to be determined. Waldo appears to have used a hatchet, or perhaps a butcher knife, and the carcass was divided up and offered at below market prices to passersby.
One witness, a female in her early twenties, was quoted as saying "It was bloody, and dreadful, gore splattered on the walls, horrible cutting sounds, flesh still twitching. I'll never forget what I saw. Jussi was delicious however, and I hope to have seconds later this afternoon".
Waldo is still at large, and possibly headed to Canadaland. The government of Finland has offered a reward of 48 euros for information leading to his arrest, and 2500 euros for information leading to Jussi's thigh meat which is still believed to be uneaten.
As with all people in Finland, Jussi's clone was activated after his original body was destroyed. He will be neutered and re-enter society within three days. Information as to when or where the man on man bukkake will occur is not available.
Originally Posted by Loser
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I wonder who's next, will it be JoeyB? 
