Was I really that bad person when I was alive that I deserve this!?
My humps, my humps, my humps my humps, my lovely Jezzie lumps! I do hope the juiciest and most tender parts went to wimmin folk...especially one in Texas...
Logical!
Get yer missus blow yers tonite, son.
*raises hand*
Can I be a zombie too? Dead is so final and I have a whole list of people I'd like to eat
El Goofy Fantastico!
I would have to be one of those fast zombies...couldn't be an old school slow zombie