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    Scientists create asshole!

    Artificial anal sphincter could limit bowel incontinence

    Another milestone for custom-crafted transplants: the world's first lab-built sphincters. The breakthrough offers hope to countless people who have become incontinent through damage to their own anal sphincters.

    The spare-part sphincters were made with some human cells, but have been implanted only in mice so far. Researchers made them by growing donated smooth muscle cells from human sphincters alongside gut nerve cells from mice in circular moulds.

    "The smooth muscle cells align themselves around the mould in a perfect, continuous circle," says Khalil Bitar of Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center's Institute for Regenerative Medicine in Winston Salem, North Carolina. Bitar led the research team while working at the University of Michigan Medical School in Ann Arbor. "The neural cells then innervate this structure and make filamentous structures and projections around it," he says.

    By testing the replacement sphincter with electric shocks and chemicals, Bitar's team made sure that it contracts and relaxes as a normal sphincter does to keep gut contents in or let them out. More importantly, it survived and grew when implanted beneath the skin in the upper back of mice. "It rapidly gets its own supply of blood vessels, and nerves rapidly connect with the mouse's own nervous system," says Bitar.
    Scaling up

    Bitar is now testing the system in larger animals. The team will also have to demonstrate that the engineered sphincters can function effectively when implanted in place of existing sphincters in the anus as a prelude to trials in humans, which they hope to begin in three to five years. For those clinical trials, the plan is to obtain smooth muscle and gut nerve cells from patients themselves, then grow these into replacement sphincters for implantation. "We can custom-make them the size and diameter we want," he says.

    Bitar says that the sphincter he has made wouldn't replace the outer anal sphincter – the one healthy people control voluntarily – but the inner one, which operates involuntarily. Current treatments include reconstruction using muscle from limbs, electrical stimulation of sacral nerves, mechanical replacements and pumps – but Bitar says these are fraught with complications and failures.

    "Successful development of a bioengineered physiologic internal sphincter would represent a distinct advantage over currently available mechanical artificial sphincters," says Robert Madoff, who researches colon and rectal surgery at the University of Minnesota Medical School in Minneapolis.

    Those most likely to benefit from the new research are women who have been injured during childbirth and the elderly. Bitar says that the same technique could be adapted to make other important sphincters, such as those that hold in urine.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ontinence.html

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    "...electrical stimulation of sacral nerves, mechanical replacements and pumps – but Bitar says these are fraught with complications and failures."






    the mental imagery of things going wrong are far too vivid

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    So there's hope for the goatse guy then

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    Cloned my ex hubby have they!

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    Why does the world need scientists to create more assholes when there are so many natural born ones in the world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Cloned my ex hubby have they!
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    "...electrical stimulation of sacral nerves, mechanical replacements and pumps – but Bitar says these are fraught with complications and failures."






    the mental imagery of things going wrong are far too vivid
    electrical stimulation of sacral nerves...I've actually had that - acupuncture with a TENS device - the holes in the sacrum are potent acupuncture points shuts them nerves right the fug up

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    What in the frick are you posting, Pony?

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    they mean now all these porn stars that do dp can just have at it, because they can always get that shit re-slung later on

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    Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

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    Did it look like this?



    I am fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    What in the frick are you posting, Pony?
    What?

    Hey! It's an informative post. In fact I bet Hal is home right now trying to grow an asshole on his fleshlight.

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