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    Quote Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt View Post
    Just for fun, I looked it up. If you worked for my company you could pick from:
    • Gold Ballade Blue Topaz Earrings for Ladies
    • Providence Ring for Men
    • Dartmouth Barometer
    • Sailboat Sculpture
    • Cutter and Buck American Tri-Fold Padfolio with Roller Ball Pen
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    • Sony CD Boombox With iPod Dock
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    Cool I'll take the golf bag mate - will pm you the delivery address

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    My company gives a 24k gold engraved Benelli sa 12ga for 20 years service. I get my 5 year (6 actual years so far) gold and diamond ring this Christmas. Then we get a new diamond every year after 5 until the 10 year mark. Dunno what is between 10 and 20 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinD View Post
    My company gives a 24k gold engraved Benelli sa 12ga for 20 years service. I get my 5 year (6 actual years so far) gold and diamond ring this Christmas. Then we get a new diamond every year after 5 until the 10 year mark. Dunno what is between 10 and 20 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinD View Post
    My company gives a 24k gold engraved Benelli sa 12ga for 20 years service. I get my 5 year (6 actual years so far) gold and diamond ring this Christmas. Then we get a new diamond every year after 5 until the 10 year mark. Dunno what is between 10 and 20 years.
    damn..you get treated well.

    I'm still waiting for my 15 yr PEN...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    damn..you get treated well.

    I'm still waiting for my 15 yr PEN...


    I think so. The biggest things I don't like about this company is that they don't match 401k at all, and I have to pay a large (almost all) percentage of the heathcare for my family. After being in a multi-national environment for 14 years, I am thankful everyday that I quit my old job and work for this company now.

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    I got a harold miller clock for my 10 year

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    I got a harold miller glock for my 10 year

    Much better!

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    I got an aching body, empty bank account and a shitty attitude for my 19 years..






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