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    Here's what got me on the face when I was just a kid

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    I walked through a wasps nest/bike when i was a kid.......... 15 stings

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    That explains a lot actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    That explains a lot actually

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    Welcome to the thing of nightmares...

    I give you... The Tarantula Hawk!



    /shits pants and cries in the corner

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    I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
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    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    It's still itchy
    That's not from the sting, you need to wrap it up next time buddy


    I am fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarantulas hawk sting
    Commenting on his own experience, one researcher described the pain as "…immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations."
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidt Sting Pain Index
    1.0 Sweat bee: Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.
    1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.
    1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
    2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
    2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
    2.x Honey bee and European hornet: Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
    3.0 Red harvester ant: Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.
    3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
    4.0 Tarantula hawk: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.
    4.0+ Bullet ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel. [3]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joebob034 View Post
    That's not from the sting, you need to wrap it up next time buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    I walked through a wasps nest/bike when i was a kid.......... 15 stings
    I mind of that Goof, in the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spud View Post
    I mind of that Goof, in the woods.
    Aye, round the back of the memorial hall Ran like fuck

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