I got stung by a wasp.......
on my left ass cheekJumped into bed last night and there must have been a wasp lurking under the duvet....... cue sharp pain in my ass cheek followed by me jumping out of bed, throwing off the duvet and swatting a wasp with a newspaper
Quite painful but rather funny too
Do you always react this way to painful, unexpected ass pain?
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Originally Posted by Loser
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
I always swat the perpetrator anyway
Well, I'm going to tell Jez this story...excepting your last statement. The joy of discovery shall be his.I always swat the perpetrator anyway
Behold my signature~!!
Pippa~!!
The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)
My sympathies. I seem to get stung a few times a year. Those bastards love me
Last summer I got it on on my knuckle which sucked, another time it was on my stomach which swelled up like crazy.
The worst time I was playing paintball and must have laid on a nest because I got swarmed. Few dozen stings on my hands and head where I wasn't covered up. Felt really ill, not a good experience
Prepared for it to itch like a mother-fucker starting tomorrow too
Just a few days ago, I was riding down one of the rolling hills while on my way home from a training ride. I have bugs hit me all the time, some are big and hurt when I'm going fast, but it's never a problem. Something it just inside my knee, and it was fiery pain, I looked down and saw the back end of something still stuck to my leg. I swiped over it with my glove, but by that point, the numbness and burning was spreading up and down! In all my years of riding, I've had biting flies chase me in the mountains determined to get me, but I've never been stung or bitten just from a collision.
I haven't been stung in quite awhile now....hurts like a mother tho
it wasn't a wasp
I am fixed
"Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."
I've been sung by a wasp...get to it quick enough, and you can dig out the stinger. I took the hit for a friend who is deathly allergic, so I purposely swatted at it.
Hurts like hell doing that, though. I do have a high tolerance for pain which is good and bad! I once broke my rib and didn't know it until I collapsed the next morning.
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I've never been stung
*knocks on wood*
Not ever?
*knocks on wood*
Well..there ya go, it wasn't a wasp, it was Dee!
I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
Loosermurder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment
no bees, wasps, yellowjackets, hornets, horseflies......not one sting ever.Not ever?
I love hiking, swimming, the parks...and I lived in Banff for over a year
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