Heels are the WORST

A good friend of mine had a house party at her parent's place when they were out of town years back. Some random uninvited drunk hoebag didn't take off her heels, and one ended up snapping off leaving a jagged heel. So this fucking peg-legged half-wit wench walks around all night, scratching and gouging holes in the fine hardwood floor.

Basically it was a disaster when we sobered up the next morning and someone noticed...