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06-25-2011, 10:55 AM
#2491
#DeSantis2024
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06-25-2011, 10:59 AM
#2492
#DeSantis2024
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06-25-2011, 11:03 AM
#2493
#DeSantis2024
John Fogerty - The Old Man Down the Road
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06-25-2011, 11:05 AM
#2494
I am a meat popsicle
El Goofy Fantastico!
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06-25-2011, 11:06 AM
#2495
#DeSantis2024
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06-25-2011, 11:10 AM
#2496
#DeSantis2024
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06-25-2011, 11:14 AM
#2497
#DeSantis2024
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06-25-2011, 11:16 AM
#2498
I am a meat popsicle
Manson - Beautiful people
El Goofy Fantastico!
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06-25-2011, 11:17 AM
#2499
I am a meat popsicle
Backyard Babies - Fuck Off And Die
El Goofy Fantastico!
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06-25-2011, 11:19 AM
#2500
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Alan Jackson - It's 5 O'clock Somewhere
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06-25-2011, 11:23 AM
#2501
#DeSantis2024
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06-25-2011, 11:24 AM
#2502
I am a meat popsicle
MaccLads - Charlotte
I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly,
There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly,
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Said her name was Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard, and it's nearly closing time,
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
And I'll grummage through the slime...
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
She'll do anything to get you in the sack,
With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Spends her life just lying on her back.
Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
And strolled along the cut,
She said "give us an inch and I'll take you a yard."
So I slammed her half a foot.
Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
And I knew just what to do,
I got me hand inside, and me arm inside,
I lost it right up to me tattoo.
Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
She'll do anything to get you in the sack,
Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
So crabs and herpes and VD.
Oh Charlotte.....
And we ended up at her place,
And I waded through the johnnies,
She put another notch in her bedstead, while I watched "The Two Ronnies".
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
She lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
She's always got to take the upper hand,
And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
Charlotte...
El Goofy Fantastico!
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06-25-2011, 11:30 AM
#2503
#DeSantis2024
The Pretty Reckless - Since You're Gone (live at the Shock Sessions)
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06-25-2011, 11:31 AM
#2504
I am a meat popsicle
Macc Lads - Julie the Schooly
Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke
Help her with her homework, she'll let you have a grope
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games
But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a whore, she can talk to your pork
And she bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town
She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees
I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas
Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick
She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my dick
El Goofy Fantastico!
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06-25-2011, 11:33 AM
#2505
#DeSantis2024
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (TGIF)
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