The Twilight Thread of Shame
It seems that this thread needed to be started here. We all know the two charter members of the group that caused the original thread to be started at AS:
Goofy and Hal
You would think the shame brought upon them would be enough to keep other male members of the forum from watching this crap, but no. Please welcome the newest member of this club:
Dr Death
Doc, please turn in your Man Card and forever live in shame
turn them in guys
all group members should be forced to post fansigns wearing this on a t-shirt
I'll let my attorney handle this...Saul Finklestein....Saul?
S.F. - Let the record show that my client Mr 9000, has only endured two of the three Twilight movies.
In addition, as part of a bargain that was struck with a third party...I contend that Mr 9000 was coerced into obtaining
and watching 'Twilight One', with the understanding he would receive compensation in the form of sexual favors i.e. 'a blowjob'.
Said blowjob was indeed received and further, similar promises were made if he watched Twilight Two as well.Mr 9000 has assured me he did everything under his power to avoid Twilight Two,
but the lure of sexual favors was once again too strong for his limited will in matters such as these.
Mr 9000 has committed to a written affidavit, swearing that there was non parity in the agreement.As 'NO blowjob on this earth is worth having to sit through what felt like 10 hours
of two people moping, brooding and then in one horrible turn of events..sparkling...during a supposed vampire movie onscreen.'
Mr 9000 has also gone on the record stating that he is very sorry for his minor bout of temporary insanity, is remorseful and guarantees it will not happen again.
He is currently serving 300 hours of community service and on parole for the next 8 years.
Last edited by Hal-9000; 02-20-2011 at 07:52 PM. Reason: insanity & embarrassment
I read all the books, then I bought the DVDs and now I'm waiting for the new film.
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
OOOOOH LOOK! I'M A VAMPIRE, WATCH ME SPARKLE!Originally Posted by Sapphire
I read all the books, then I bought the DVDs and now I'm waiting for the new film.
*farts*
oops, sorry
*Dry humps Hal's leg*
But I was forced! I swear I didn't enjoy it at all....I SWEAR!!!!!!!
Awesome sig by fricnjay!!!
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
methinks the lady doth protest too much....But I was forced! I swear I didn't enjoy it at all....I SWEAR!!!!!!!
I have not seen the third installment of the series 'Eclipse' and that mkv with the same title on my harddrive is actually a porno
So when are you guys getting your back piece?
I have to get my Avatar sleeves removed first, before I go all Twilight
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
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