Tied up, covered in honey the placed in a fire ant bed!
Tied up, covered in honey the placed in a fire ant bed!
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Ouch!
Break every bone in their body, with a hammer, starting with the little ones
Thanks Jezter!
that doesn't sound like fun...
stick of dynamite in the ass - Kaboom!
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Play Kenny G until they leap off a tall building
Tie them up and make them sit through Momma Mia, over and over again, until they beg for death
Thanks Jezter!
make little cuts on their body and throw them into a shark infested ocean...
Covered in the urine of a mare in heat - then tied naked to a bench in a pen of stallions
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make them wear a justin beiber mask, and then set loose inside a crowded shopping mall full of teenaged girls.
Cut off their head with a wire brush!
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Shit in a paper bag, douse it in a bit of petrol, put it on their doorstep, ring the bell and light the bag....when they open the door, see the burning bag, they'll try and stamp it out and the flames will engulf them......(without putting too much thought into it......)
(remind me to send you a Christmas Card, Monk!)
By playing Kenny G.....backwards! AAAHHHH!!!
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dutch oven after a night on the beer
Hire a stripped to suffocate them with boobies
Make them watch Twilight...twice
You're a mean, mean person
Drown them in a giant slurpee