How will you kill the person below?

[Foxdana]

Via guillotine, the paper one, starting with ears

[Hal-9000]

A waterslide made entirely of razor blades that empties into a pool of lemon juice

[Godfather]

Ils seront suspendus devant leurs aimes

[MrsM]

tattoo "i'm a DEA agent" on his forehead and send him to Mexico

[redred]

tied up and forced to watch hal's sock dance

[Noilly Pratt]

By reading this biography in its entirety as if it were on Masterpiece Theatre...

[MrsM]

Naked in a deep freeze - with throwing buckets of water on them every 10 mins

[Hal-9000]

Sew up all body orifices except one and then inflate them with helium until their nipples blow off

[MrsM]

Deli slicer starting feet first

[Hal-9000]

Make them listen to a 5 hour dissertation on quantum entanglement...when particles decay into other particles, these decays must obey the various conservation laws. As a result, pairs of particles can be generated that are required to be in certain quantum states. For ease of understanding, consider the situation where a pair of these particles are created... having a two-state spin and one must be spin up and the other must be spin down. As described in the introduction.. these two particles can now be called entangled since you cannot fully describe one particle without mentioning the other. This type of entangled pair where the particles always have opposite spin is known as the spin anti-correlated case... and if the probabilities for measuring each spin are equal, you have the singlet state.

wait...I find that interesting

[Godfather]

derail a train through their living room

[Websponge]

death by sex!

[samarchepas]

Hidden blade to the neck.

[Websponge]

hey!!

drown in a vat of snot!

[samarchepas]

eww

throwing knives to the face