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    Tie steaks to them and through them into the lion enclosure
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    lock them in a room and pump endless Barry Manilow music through speakers

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    Handcuff him to a german moderator for a year

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    Death by broomstick! How, its up to you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    lock them in a room and pump endless Barry Manilow music through speakers
    you horrible bastard







    Catapult them into North Korea tied up and have a ghetto blaster strapped to them blaring out Randy Newman's song Short People

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    make them change Rosanne Barr's adult diaper for a week

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    drown in a bucket of hot sauce

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    throw them under a combine blade

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    fill his testacles w/ candys, paint pretty colors, spin him round & give 3 blind kids big clubs and sing <happy birthday>

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    put them in a locked room with my boss and a hacksaw blade, they'll kill themselves in no time to get away
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    Cover their head with a plastic bag. Design it so that whilst it is sealed air can easily flow into the bag so as not to kill the person too quickly. Attach an inlet tube to the bag at one end and the other to Mr Methane's nether regions and get him to practice the latest version of his act.
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    send them to swim in the sea off Japan's east coast with the 3 eyed fish's

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    tie a half burnt Quran around his neck and drop him off in Afghanistan

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    Headshot!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Death by cheeze grater

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