Madonna - at the premiere of W.E. at the 68th Venice Int'l Film Festival in Venice, Italy (Sept 1st, 2011)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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Madge!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was hoping her daughter would be there with her

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*passes over fork*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No fork

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C'mon, you have to do the right thing.

*passes over template for self-eye mutilation*


insert fork here

O - O

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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14.........

 

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then she should look 14

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that will be your statement on the police report...they'll probably see the logic and let you go after hearing it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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first cop - Dammit, he's right! No girl that age should have such well developed breasts.
second cop - Not guilty by reason of misleading curviness, please feel free to go Mr Lance and we apologize for the trouble.
Lance -